AARP is a membership for people 50 and over, as far as i’m aware. I got an application from them in the mail the other day for a membership, offering me a free messenger bag with it. Now i’m so torn. Am I not actually 25 and currently in the middle of a Mid Life Crisis thats been ongoing for the past 25 years? How do I tell my parents?
“Mom… Dad… I’m actually 52.”
“I hope you saved up for retirement.”
“We can all be old farts together!”
i’m not ready to retire. I want a refund.